Humpday Sales

Lots of nerdcore accessories this week, but I’m noticing a lot of sellers in FoBo are having a hard time selling their framed posters, political memorabilia, and collectible coins. Time to lower your prices, people, because I’m sick of seeing the same listings week after week.

Stuff

Couch, Love Seat, & Large Sofa Chair Free! – Probably good for a “shabby chic” styled home. But hey, free furniture!

Nintendo DS lite bundle game pack(Guitar Hero,BrainAge etc..) – $40 – Three DS games, which will go well with your next purchase…

Video Game Chairs x2 – $10 – I never knew these chairs were specifically for gaming, but they have neat pockets. Great if you’re into people instantly judging you when they come to your house for the first time.

White Quilted Chanel bag – $500 – Someone is kidding themselves about what is possible through the magic of craigslist.

1970’s Ludwig Drum Set – $900 – A bright yellow vintage drumset. GWBand, I hope you’re reading!

I will pay you $2 + Cost to deliver me orange juice – $2 – This dude has probably already gotten his OJ, as this is from the 12th, but I figured it was worth a post. Maybe he’s still trapped in his apartment, dying of dehydration. You could be a hero!

1.33 cvt ladies diamond ring – $12000 – I think this woman took her presumably now canceled nuptials more seriously then last week’s wedding ring seller.

Also for sale, of note: 2 tickets to see the Yeah Yeah Yeahs ($150), and 4 John Stewart tickets (all four can be had for $400).

Missed Connections

Great Smile – Foggy Bottom – m4w – 26 – You grinned when this hipster checked you out. If you weren’t totally creeped out and pretending to be nice, it could be love!

Same GW employee? – m4w – 26 – Remember that time three weeks ago when I was at the GW Hospital and you met me there and then maybe I think I saw you again on the Metro, weird right? Oh and you’re hot.

hope all is well at GW – m4w – 26 – I can’t say for sure that I know who this is about, but dude, just give it up. It’ll be better for both of you.

Gigs

Volunteers Needed for 5K Race – The race is on October 24th…and it’s for World Peace.

Re: Event Photographer - Things I love: when posts are belittled by other posts on craigslist. The crippling sarcasm of “I wouldn’t even format my memory card for $50 over two and a half hours,” burns. Also, that’s a really shitty offer — “photographers with solid skills looking to build your portfolio” should probably take heed and stay away.

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  1. A 5K race for World Peace? It’s always just over the horizon, maybe they’ve got the right idea: run fast enough and you’ll catch it.

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