FoBoBlo

So word on the street is the dude selling tons and tons of prints on the craigslist is a cool dude who has accumulated too much nicely framed art. So I guess I can recommend him as a seller or something now (note: I have not purchased anything from him personally).

Stuff

Lovepedal Super 6 – Emulates a blackface super reverb on 6 – $200 – Okay, so I get that this is a guitar effects pedal. But lovepedal? Blackface? It sounds like a super offensive porn producing robot. Which I guess would be worth $200.

U2 Field Tickets – Next to Stage – Includes Parking – 09/29 at Fed Ex – $100 – $100 per ticket, which includes parking, which is probably a good deal. If you’re into U2.

Antique Wheary Wardrola Steamer Trunk – $150 – These things are so sweet looking, but I have a feeling it just smells like must.

Massage cart – $50 – This transports a massage table. Massage table not included.

Brand New Rockband PS3 w/ Instruments – $65 – The catch is you have to own a PS3 – bazing!

Copper Pan for Commodity Scale – $25 – This intrepid craigslist is in fact looking for a pan for his/her “Old Fashioned 19th Century Commodity Scale.” Good luck finding “the right match.”

Chinese paper cranes – $30 – I think the appropriate site to sell a vase full of paper cranes is etsy, yo.

LBJ Lyndon B. Johnson: A Biography – $45 – It just wouldn’t be Humpday Sales without some bizarro world presidential memorabilia. This one is signed…by the biographer.

College Girl selling panties to raise money (PHOTO IS NSFW) – Uh well GWU is pretty expensive. “Please respond and be serious.”

Loooove

Reading ‘Un Hombre” – m4w – 30 - You: reading a Spanish novel. Him: Reading over your shoulder.

University Yard- GWU – m4m – 19 – Dude, this is the vaguest missed connections ever. “We looked at each other in University Yard. We’re both hot. Let’s bone.” I mean, at least give a shirt color.

Beautiful blonde ER doc – m4w – 31 – Dude from the above missed connection, take note. “I came in after getting knocked off my bike on Monday and you examined my arm. My wrist wasn’t broken, but my heart might be if I never see you again.” AWESOME.

Wendy’s GWU – m4m – 29 – You: Huge package. Him: huge creeper. It could be loooooove.