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Craigslist is slow this week. I am sick of seeing the same memorabilia, peeps, lower your prices or donate to museums. Also, dudes posting to “missed connections” — proofread. The girl of your dreams will appreciate it.

Stuff

Indian paintings on antique postage paper with magnifying glass detail – $50 – Apparently they are so detailed that are painted with the aid of a magnifying glass. That’s kind of neat. Plus they’re framed!

TIKI BAR w/MATCHING STOOLS – $300 – An overpriced, but adorable, bar. I don’t really want people at my parties to all “try their hand at being a bartender!”

Boardgames – $1 – But, the combo of booze and boardgames is always an A+ idea. This listing includes some really hardcore games, like Flandern 1302? What the hell is that. Some classics are there too, though, like Uno (which isn’t actually a boardgame).

Level 80 Death Knight – $175 – If that kind of gaming isn’t your thing, check it. Except I think he probably already sold this, since it expired on the 28th. So I’m sorry I didn’t get this to you sooner, dear readers! Is anyone every really done with World of Warcraft? Also, doesn’t eBay lead to more lucrative exchanges? Alas, not a gamer myself, I cannot answer these questions, but let’s hope this dude manages to end the addiction now.

Selmer Clarinet – $100 – I just like putting instrument listings up. This is your chance to learn clarinet for cheap, people!

1960 JFK LBJ Political Banner – $75 – Your weekly presidential memorabilia.

Also, tickets. Jon Stewart tickets. Dave Sedaris tickets (of course, if you don’t want to pay some dude/dudette on craigslist, consider entering our craigslist-free competition).

Missed Connections

Pink Sweater “Colonia- GWU this morning arnd 8.35a.m – m4w – 28 – I’m creeped out by “I thought you had nice lips” as a statement from a stranger. Do other ladies find that a weird complement? Also this dude is located in “La’fant Plaza.”

Ballston-MU to Foggy Bottom Metro – m4w – This dude says his lady had “such pretty eyes…” She also possesses a “radiant beauty” which is oddly juxtuposed with “looking so fine” earlier in the post. At least this isn’t littered with typos?

Clarendon to Foggy – 8:00am – metro was packed, I made room for you – m4w – 24 (Orange Line Clarendon) – You are the one I am rooting for this week, dude. You not only managed to make eye contact with this lady, you also spoke to her. You managed to put in some non-creepy descriptive details. Godspeed, and please don’t be a sexual predator.