So I’m trying to figure out what I should be for Halloween this year and I’ve come up with a few options I think might be home-runs. What do you guys think is best?
What's the Better Halloween Costume?
- Geriatric Vampire (Grampire) (40%, 8 Votes)
- Zombie Birther (30%, 6 Votes)
- Zombie Furry (15%, 3 Votes)
- Zombie Tourist (10%, 2 Votes)
- Vamp Kid (not vampire. just a vamp kid.) (5%, 1 Votes)
Total Voters: 20
Think they’re all duds? Sound off in the comments to let us know your best ideas and tell us what you’re going as this year!

Grampire just sounds like that elderly vampire character from The Munsters. Vamp Kid would be good if you’re dressing up as and pretending to be a Twilight/New Moon-obsessed teen. Otherwise, Zombie Birther is a check-plus.
I want to go as whoopula.
Yesssss.