Humpday Sales

Well, glad the good weather held out.

Stuff

Ocarina (Resembling the Ocarina of Time) – If only it was the Ocarina of Time.

Boardgames – $1 – Today is like a perfect day for board games.

Nice Little Recliner – $30 – That is a damn good price for a recliner, and dude delivers.

Gamecube Games lot (original boxes, manuals) – $30 – Flawless condition, like baseball cards, only worth even less.

Amazon Kindle (Like New) – $150 – It’s an e-book. Like a real book, except from the future!

Knitter wanted for small knitting project (price TBD) – $1 – He wants a Christmas stocking for his girlfriend, and will negotiate a price with you!

Beer Bottles For Homebrewing – $1 – Dude has moved on to home kegging, so he has no need for mere bottles.

Missed Connections

The Steelers fan was a Patriots Fan – w4m – 26 – You: made an ass of yourself on the Metro. She: found it pretty charming.

Hi neighbor… – m4w – Someone is into your apples, lady.

Apex- Friday night – w4w – 21 – I’m pretty flabbergasted that two ladies into ladies were at Apex at the same time. Good luck!

dude in front of GWU Friday – m4m – 29 – It always confuses me when missed connections are like ‘We had a banal conversation! Let’s hook up!’

Distracting b***h at the GWU Al Gore lecture last night - Look, nothing’s sexier than climate change when talked about by Al Gore, so I can see how she’d have trouble keeping herself from boning her boyfriend right there in Lisner Auditorium.

On Campus Before, at Ivory Tonight – m4m – 19 – This dude could be stalking you, or he could be really sweet, shy, and cute. Your call.

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  1. Rob

    Harsh call on the baseball cards/gamecube games. True… but harsh.

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