Humpday Sales

Novelty nightlights, bitter George Mason fan, amorous shoppers, and a TV.

Stuff

NEW John Deere Combine 9860 STS Tractor Night Light – $7 – It’s officially licensed, y’all. Sometimes I feel like people confuse Craigslist for Goodwill.

10 Actual Official LSATs and 10 More Actual LSATs – $20 – Pretty sure this one person is dumping every LSAT related item in his/her possession. So, if you really hate yourself and all of your friends, think about applying for law school with discounted prep books.

Exotic Original Foreign Paintings! Great deal – $200 – I know I think “exotic” when I think Honduras. Good for “foreign flair” in your home. :|

Alessi Philippe Starck Juicy Salif Citrus Juicer New – $70 – This thing literally looks like it came from outer space. What the hell?

Hunter Green Lazy Boy – $1 – For realz, it’s actually only $1.

NEW White or Apricot POODLE Handpainted Planter Flower Pot Cachepot – $10 – Uhh.

Mini tube TV with built in DVD player and antenna – $20 – Tiny and well priced!

Missed Connections

Seeking the Charming 1/2 Blind Woman with poor equalibrium – 29 – This is really adorable! And he made friends with her guide dog.

Tia – who speaks Tri – m4w – 36 – This is also cute and intellectual to boot.

Dell Back Pack in Foggy Bottom – m4w – This ad feels really weirdly descriptive to me. Maybe too much detail about all the folks around them in the Metro.

Trader Joe’s – m4w – 25 – Looking for love in the grocery store.

Trader Joe’s line, 4pm, Sun Dec 6 – w4m – 29 – Looking for rich love in the grocery store. White Lexus, mmmhmmmm.

At the GW/George Mason game last night – 21 – Let me paste the copy of the entire ad for you:

“You were in the GW student section, chanting “safety school”. I wanted to, but missed connecting my fist to your face.
And Georgetown students could chant the same thing at you spoiled brats.”

ULTIMATE BURN or something. Adorable.

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