FoBoBlo

Hey team. I hope you like Seinfeld.

Stuff

Jerry Seinfeld Kennedy Center Orchestra 2/26 9:30 + FREE PARKING! – $100 – What’s the deal with all these people selling Seinfeld tickets? I have a good guess.

Dual Eight Movie Editor – Telescope – Bike Rack – $20 – TRAVEL THROUGH TIME.

Brand New Maclaren 3-Wheel Wheeler Jogger Baby DOLL STROLLER – $35 – “MINIATURE VERSION OF AN ACTUAL MACLAREN BABY STROLLER” What is this I don’t even.

Cake and Cookies – 50% chance of getting an alright cake, 50% chance of getting a cake wreck.

NEW Health O Meter Kid’s JUNGLE PALS or TEDDY BEAR Dial Scale – $10 – Perfect for kids or thinspiration.

2 Tickets – American Craft Council Show Baltimore 2/25-2/28 – $20 – VIP, baby. VIP.

Missed Connections

Trader Joe’s – m4m – 38 – Dude are all of these TJs missed connections about one spectacularly hot cashier, or is everyone there really hot?

Tuba NSO – Just click and read this y’all.

E St building near bathrooms Tuesday AM – m4m – 26 – I think this is the E Street on campus, because campus bathrooms are where it’s at.

Ex-Housemate: How I Desire you – m4w – It’s pure poetry. For reals.

K St. Lounge after Law Revue – m4m – 22 – Finding love at a bar review, and then again at the musical extravaganza that is GW’s Law Revue. Lawyer love.