Humpday Sales

It’s sooooo nice outside that I’m using big letters.

Stuff

Adjustable walking stick/cane – $10 – Dude these adjustable canes are the best.

Apple Time Capsule backup system / wireless AirPort router – $230 – 500 gigs!

Electric Fireplace – $75 – Actually lol’d when I looked at this product’s picture. It’s so SkyMall.

Pack n Play with MP3 player input by Baby Trend – $65 – I don’t know why babies need an MP3 player.

1967 Ludwig Club Date – $1200 – This is one glitzy drumkit.

Loveseat and Desk – Foggy Bottom – $30 – Damn good deal.

2 single Vampire Weekend Tix 4/3 – $75 – Whoooo.

Missed Connections

Runner, orange line last Sat – m4m – I like when people Metro or drive places to exercise.

Spring Dress – m4w – 32 – This ad reads like it was written by someone much older than 32.

Morning GW Class – m4m – 20 – If you have a 9:35 “recitation” with a creeper, it could be this guy.

3/28 Gelman library late night attendant – m4w – 28 – This guy is gonna take you all the way to the ~*~exotic Tenleytown~*~.

Orange Line Sat 3/27 headed to National Mall – w4m – 25 – I can’t believe this woman met a charming person with kids on the Metro.

Century 21 Real Estate Agent in Foggy Bottom building this afternoon – m4m – 29 – hahahahaha.