Sadly not much happening in missed connections land, so y’all better start stumbling into handsome strangers more as the weather cools down.
King-Size Armchair – $80 – FIT FOR A KING
Light Leather Table (pick up only) – $10 – I’ll confess, the title of this confused me for a second. Very scene.
78 CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS! BRAND NEW SILVER BALLS IN BOX – wedding – $50 – the “wedding” just hanging takes a while to be explained…”We were going to use these for a holiday wedding…but the colors were changed.” Womp womp.
Pilates Power Gym Reformer – $145 – These things are amazing, by the way, but how do you fit it in an apartment?
NordicTrak – Very Good Condition – Delivery Available – $100 – I guess you could put your reformer next to this.
ALEXANDER McQUEEN SHIRT BRAND NEW WITH TAG!!! – $70 – Pro-tip…eBay that ish.
8″ platform mary janes – $15 – I like the subtle distinction between “used once” and “worn once.” You could get these to go with your leather table.
Foggy Bottom Metro/Kennedy Center – 42 – Two bald dudes exchanging glances in the Metro.
Guy in the Vibram 5 Fingers Saturday night – w4m – 29 – I can almost not believe the title to this missed connection exists in the real world. Those shoes are like boner/ladyboner-repellent.
DCA handsome GWU student – w4m – 25 – This is adorable in a blushy kind of way. He was reading a giant forensics book!
Cobalt After Close on Thanskgiving – m4m – 31 – I’m posting this because…who goes to Cobalt…on Thanksgiving?