Third Edition, The Hatchet, etc.

Okay, I’m pretty late on this. But bros-in-training bar Third Edition had its liquor license temporarily suspended in August “following multiple violations of its security plan and voluntary agreement after a felony assault occurred on the property in February.”

With this in mind, let’s examine sophomore Hatchet columnist Kelsey Rohwer’s column on the importance of hearing the word “no” while still in college.

Granted, not all my choices were the right ones. For example, not having dinner and then going to Thirds didn’t really pan out so well, but the decisions were still mine, and my answer was always yes.”

Is she referring to Third Edition here? As an Old who has no love for a man in a striped button-up, I’m not sure, but I think probably yes. So, here’s a pro-tip, y’all: Keep your sources of illegal under-aged drinking out of publications, because they probably have enough trouble as it is.

Humpday Sales Returns Next Week

My real life is really cutting into my blogging time, dudes and dudettes.

Also, it’s hot, so this song is stuck in my head.

American Thinker Disses MObama’s Speech

If there’s one thing that GWU students love, it’s bragging about how many awesome politicos they got to see during their tenures at the University. This past year also proved that GWU students don’t mind putting in the man hours to get earn a prestigious speaker. Unlike many universities, the George Washington University doesn’t hand out wads of cash to pull in big names. Sometimes this leads to fiascos like the 2004 Trachtenberg + 4 other people who included Wolf Blitzer commencement disaster. Sometimes, though, it helps highlight the power that college students really have to help.

It should be impossible to attend a school like GWU and be unaware of the enormous amount of privilege you hold to get there. To be able to attend a four year university with a fairly good national reputation, to pay for its exorbitant cost, and then to live and work around the DC area, all of those things don’t happen by accident. It’s a mixture of hard work, good luck, and possible (probable) help by being privileged, in any number of ways, that get you there. Some students might have pulled themselves up by their bootstraps, but most probably had a little help from the structural inequalities that exist in America. That’s not a judgment on anyone, it’s simply the way things are.

FLOTUS Michelle Obama’s speech to the graduating class of 2010, as she accepted an honorary doctorate in public service, was an inspiring screed to the students to keep using their privilege for good in the world. GW students logged in 163,980 hours of service, beating her request of 100,000 hours, and showing that GWU students are aware of their unique position in the world to help others. She urged students to “Keep going. Keep giving. Keep engaging,” and most of the reactions were positive. After all, these are the students that wanted to make a difference.

Not all the reactions were positive though....

Studying Distractions

While a lot of you are in the thralls of studying for your final exams, we here at FoBoBlo would like to help you stay distracted (in case the gorgeous weather isn’t doing enough already.)

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Please enjoy this awesome website where you can explore the scale relationships of all things in the universe.

For those of you not studying: isn’t it great to not be doing finals?!

Sunday Scouts

Do you love girl scouts cookies? Is part of your funemployment the knowledge that there are no coworkers around to sell you their daughter’s cookies? While there are no locations in Foggy Bottom, if you plan on trekking out to Arlington anytime soon, check out the Cookie Locator for dates and places where you can find Girl Scout-manned stands and the delicious delicious cookies. [Cookie Locator]