Crime Report — Interns Get Drunk, Lose Stuff

The crimelog is always a fun read when it’s full of the silly antics of college students.  (Remember the time students got their phones stolen, but somehow got pictures of it happening?)  So what was UPD’s report from June?  A smaller population means less reports of crime overall, and an influx of baby interns means an increase in alcohol violations and theft.

What’s really fun to look through is the crime map the Hatchet compiled with 10 crimes highlighted — the most comically infuriating are the multiple stories that seem to point to GW cleaning staff and the story of the bike thief caught red handed, but who apparently wasn’t charged due in part to the fact that he threatened to harm himself.  wat.

Why I Hate GW’s LGBT Alumni Association – The Weekly Spread

So what year did you graduate?

Earlier this week, my only gay friend in DC invited me to accompany him to a happy hour at local shitshow Nellie’s for a happy hour sponsored by the GW LGBT Alumni Association. Now, I didn’t think I was eligible to attend such a VIP exclusive event, but it turns out grad students were welcome. My friend went to GW for undergrad, so naturally he knew most of the people in attendance. I immediately recognized the first person he talked to as the Muppet who told me I wasn’t hot enough to talk to on OKCupid. I knew this was going to go well.
See exactly how well it went....

Celebrate Earth Day with GW at Square 80

Hey Foggy Bottomers!  GW is nearing completion in transforming the old parking lot by G and 21st into a park (Square 80).  Originally, the job was supposed to be all done by Earth Day so it could be the center of celebration for Earth Day events.

Well, the park isn’t fully ready yet, but it looks some of the Earth Day celebration will take place there anyway.  Check out GW’s press release below to find out more info on tomorrow’s celebrations.

President Steven Knapp invites students, faculty, staff and friends to an Earth Day Celebration and Reception at the Square 80 green plaza Thursday, April 22, 2010 10:30 a.m.

Remarks from President Knapp at 11 a.m.

G Street, NW, between 21st and 22nd Streets
(next to The School Without Walls)

After the celebration, please join President Knapp
at the Green GW Earth Day Fair

Register to attend at http://gw-earthday.eventbrite.com

Upon completion in late spring, the Square 80 green plaza will be an open space with more than 20 trees, an activity lawn, trellised seating and
landscaped areas. Sustainable features will include native and adapted plantings that require minimal watering and a state-of-the-art stormwater
reclamation system.

Creation of this 32,000 square foot area was part of GW’s 2007 Foggy Bottom Campus Plan . It is being constructed in conjunction with GW and The School Without Walls’ (SWW)
public-private partnership. The partnership culminated in last fall’s opening of the campus’ newest residence, South Hall, and the completely renovated and expanded Grant School (SWW).

The Green GW Earth Day Fair at University Yard (H Street, NW, between 20th and 21st Streets), sponsored by GW’s student groups focused on sustainability, will feature live music, food, and activities.

For further information, please contact the Office of University Events at 202-994-7129.

FoBo in the News

The line at FoBo metro Thursday morning.

This week in FoBo News, other than the gooooooorgeous weather: the farmers’ market returns, metro sucks hard, parking meters set to get spendy, and GW keeps on doin’ its thang.

News inside!.

FoBo in the News

Via the GW Hatchet: A mourner on Wednesday morning at a vigil near where the pedestrian was killed.

This week in FoBo: a pedestrian in Washington Circle was killed by an SUV driver, new food options in FoBo (kinda/almost), G-Dubbers do some self-back-patting, the Farmers’ Market returns,  and Foggy Bottom could be part of summer street festivals!

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