“Condoms, Helen, Condoms!” – The Weekly Spread

One of my favorite aspects of the online dating experience is its tendency to produce epic failure. Granted, most of the stories I’ve told thus far have recounted tales of dating fails, but these just add a little extra kick in the pants. There are people I never even meet.

Now, I know this isn’t exactly PC, but deaf boys scare the bejesus out of me. I don’t know if it’s their hypersexuality or my struggling not to make a Helen Keller joke at their expense, but I can never keep a straight face when communicating with Gallaudet gays.

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“Missing” GW Student: Just With Shorty!

This is too funny. The Hatchet has an article about how a “missing” GW student returned safely this morning.

After he disappeared late Friday night/Saturday morning, he showed back up in time for his midterm on Monday.

During the two days he was gone, his friends mounted a massive campaign to find him, complete with media outreach, missing persons reports, contacting his family, and creating a Facebook group.

So what happened?   Luckily he posted on the Facebook group wall to tell us.

Royal Gethers

I don’t entirely understand what he’s saying here — it’s a little bit lolcat.  But from what I can tell, he was with shorty.

We here at FoBoBlo would like to wish Royal good luck in explaining this one to his panicked family.